So Once Upon A Time…
I had this dream a looooong while back. I was in Skyrim and being chased by a fire breathing dragon, and this bard was running with me SCREAMING with his lute: “YAR HAR FIDDLETY DEE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!”
Well guess what, bitches. I HAD ANOTHER WEIRD ASS DREAM.
I was a pyromancer, playing with fire n’ shit. And somehow I wound up in something like… an African plain. So I’m walking, and a pride of lions just straight jumps and starts attacking me. I knock them out, WITHOUT KILLING THEM SOMEHOW BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE LIONS. and then… FRICK FRACK PADDYWACK, POOF!
I’M ON THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS.
And Draco was talkin’ shit. I don’t like that. So I marched up to Draco:
Draco: What do YOU want?
Me: I see you have a hat… *points at his Slytherin beanie with a puff thing on it* It’d be a shame… if… *pinches the tip of the puff thing and it starts to smolder* someone ignited it… *candle flame sits on top of the burning hat*
Draco: *screams at top of lungs* MY FATHER’S GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS!!
Me: *triumphantly walks off and sits elsewhere*
-END DREAM SEQUENCE-
…Seriously, where the eff do these dreams COME FROM~!?